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Tuesday, January 18, 2011

Sorry!

Dear Customers: Yes, I am at the Jewelry counter and holding the keys in my hands, that does not mean I have register keys.

Dear Customers: I wake up at 5.30am just to make it to work on time and I really want to know what thinks you have the right to yell at me just because I don't know where the reading glasses are located, and when a coworker does come by and points them out and I try to tell you, that does not mean you can continue to yell at me because I am stuttering and borderline having a panic attack.

Dear Customers: when I say that I am just covering for Jewelry and have no idea how to repair your watch, I really don't have any idea. Also, just because I am female does not mean I understand it.
Dear Customers: Please do not try to run me over in your need to get in the fitting room as fast as possible.
Dear Customers: There is this amazing thing called personal space, use it please.

Dear Customers: Yes I am yawning, it's 7am and I got very little sleep because I keep getting tossed between days and nights.
Dear Customers: I'm sorry, but you are not a medium, your not even a large. Don't turn towards me and look at me like you want a response, all I can do is smile.

1 comment:

  1. I don't know how you do it, if it was that obvious, I would've been tempted to tell the wanna be medium that even a medium without her crystal ball can tell that medium is not the right size.

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