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Thursday, January 6, 2011

Little bit goes a long way

Dear Customers: I really don't care what got up your butt today and died, but is it really enough that your going to pick up and toss aside every item you see?

Dear Customers: Please watch your children, apparently your 12 year old boy thinks it's alright to walk by and smack my butt. I almost had to remember I was at work before turning around and smacking him across the face.

Dear Customers: Yes, deals are great and all, but when you see 4 people all on the floor sorting through boxes and trying to make sure everything is in the proper placed, don't come up and ask a billion questions about the price to your pjs and why are they 17 dollars, you want them for cheaper.

Dear Customers: I know your happy that we have gloves, but could you wait until we have them out of the box atleast before you start grabbing them?

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