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All these are rants by an extremely sarcastic woman. Take offense and get butt-hurt if you want, but I warn you, this is the internet. If this bugs you, grow up. If you see yourself here, learn from it.

Thursday, January 13, 2011

Really now?

Dear Customers: No, we are not the new Wal*Mart, stop asking us what they have in stock, each Wal*Mart is different.

Dear Customers: I understand you want to save money and something, but please don't swarm the dollar rack, or take about half of it, 'cause hun, I know you ain't a small, and even if it's for all your children or grandchildren, an armload that reaches to your head is a little excessive.

Dear Customers: Be nice to people, seriously, could it hurt you to take the extra second to say thank you or please?

Dear Customers: No hablo Espanol. I don't speak Spanish! I'm just tan.

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