New Year New Hopes? Guess not.

Dear Customers: This is Wal*Mart, please stop calling and asking if we are open. I just told you we're open 24 hours, don't ask about our hours.

Dear Customers: While I understand you are a different person from me, understand that I respect my space, and want you to back up away from me and stay atleast 1.5 feet away.

Dear Customers: No offense meant to hard of hearing or deaf customers, but if you use the thingie to 'call' me and leave both me and your translator waiting for 3 minutes for you to reply while I miss 2 other phone calls, I will be very unhappy. I mean seriously, just come over and I can sign with you.

Dear Customers: If you see me with a cart full of things and I'm fixing and writing on alot of things, why must you ask me every 30 seconds to scan another discounted Christmas item. I told you they were all 75% off, do the freaking math yourself.

Dear Customers: Do not get disgruntled with me because there are no more girls snow gloves. I do not order things, nor do I have a computer of which to check said orders.

Dear Customers: I don't know how you do your job or anything, but I know I appreciate it when you don't hand me all your clothes in a pile where they  are inside out and off the hangers.