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Dear Customers: If I get another phone call starting with "I'm from (big city about 200 miles away), how's the weather?" I swear I will scream. I am not the weather service, stop asking me about the snow forcast, stop telling me how your snowless city doesn't carry snow gear. I do not care.

Dear Customers: Do you have any idea how rude and annoying it is when you cut me off in the middle of my sentence, in the middle of the word no less? I want to hang up on you every time.

Dear Customers: I don't know if life is to busy for you or whatnot, but do you really need to be rude to people, and then just toss something on the ground that you had just picked up to look at?

Dear Customers: When I tell you that everything we have on the floor is all we have, don't ask me to look in the back, I just told you that all we have is all we have. I can't magically find the item you are looking for because we do not have it.