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Thursday, December 23, 2010

We're missing the Mad Hatter

Dear Customers: I know it's busy and we're a bit crowded, but does that really mean that RIGHT IN FRONT of me, you have the right to just pick up stuff and instead of using that extra second to put it back, I mean, you haven't even moved, you just toss it? Seriously, how hard is it to pick something up and then put it back?

Dear Customers: I don't care if your embarrassed by your grandma having a full on conversation with the fitting room worker, she's awesome and very sweet.

Dear Customers: I'm sorry that we don't have 38DD in anything other than "grandma bra's". Your the one with the huge boobs. Don't complain to the tiny worker who can still shop in the girls section. If you want cute things in big sizes, seriously, why are you at Wal*Mart? Why not a specialty store, or trying Khole's? They have like, everything there.

Dear Customers: No, we don't have anymore live trees, it's December 23rd, what else do you expect? Maybe you should have been smart and bought it earlier. And sorry that your tree died in a week, do you think it might have been your fault? That could have been a factor in that tree's untimely demise.

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