Return of the Gifts

Dear Customers: Yes, this is Wal*mart, and yes we are open 24 hours. I just told you that when I answered your call.

Dear Customers: This is not the Weather Channel, stop asking me about the forecast for snow. Use the internet or the actual Weather Channel.

Dear Customers: All the Christmas stuff is half off, so yes, both of your formerly $8 items are $4 each. When I say ALL I don't mean every-other one, I mean ALL. So stop asking me to scan every single item you pick up.I am pretty sure you can see the 4 carts I have to organize of returns.

Dear Customers: Do you see that nice, perfectly organized cart that is quite obviously all Childrens stuff? Stop tossing all your crap in that one and either put it in the messed up cart, the already organized Adults cart, or take it back yourself.

Dear Customers: Yes, 6 clothes is the limit to what you can bring in, this does not mean you and your sister take rooms next to eachother and swap clothes under the doors. It means you only take in 6, you try them on, and then you leave. The fitting rooms are for everyone, not just you.