The (re)start of sarcasm

Alrighty, well to those who are new and aren't popping up from Facebook, I started posting "Dear Customers" when I worked at Sbarros, in a casino. So I obviously got some intoxicated idiots there, and since I'm great with customer service, I would bottle up my sarcasm, and release it on Facebook. Well, this is the start of posts put up from my new job at Wally World, yup, Wal*Mart. So sit back, and for the first bit, we will catch y'all up on my summer posts, and then it'll be just about everyday I work I'll post.