Dear Customers: While I can give you the number to the new Super Wal*Mart in town, I will not give you mine, no matter how nicely you ask for it.
Dear Customers: While you may be deaf to the screams of your child that can be heard across the whole store, everyone else is not.
Dear Customers: Please don't check out the female workers while your wife is right next to you, that's just sleazy.
Dear Customers: while I appreciate that you are asking me where the fuzzy socks are, I advise you to turn around and actually look rather than just walk up and ask. They are in plain sight as you walk up to me.
Hey, can you tall me where the fuzzy socks are? I can't seem to find them. :/
ReplyDelete-looks around-
Oh, wait. There they are! :D