Sorry!

Dear Customers: Yes, I am at the Jewelry counter and holding the keys in my hands, that does not mean I have register keys.

Dear Customers: I wake up at 5.30am just to make it to work on time and I really want to know what thinks you have the right to yell at me just because I don't know where the reading glasses are located, and when a coworker does come by and points them out and I try to tell you, that does not mean you can continue to yell at me because I am stuttering and borderline having a panic attack.

Dear Customers: when I say that I am just covering for Jewelry and have no idea how to repair your watch, I really don't have any idea. Also, just because I am female does not mean I understand it.

Dear Customers: Please do not try to run me over in your need to get in the fitting room as fast as possible.

Dear Customers: There is this amazing thing called personal space, use it please.

Dear Customers: Yes I am yawning, it's 7am and I got very little sleep because I keep getting tossed between days and nights.

Dear Customers: I'm sorry, but you are not a medium, your not even a large. Don't turn towards me and look at me like you want a response, all I can do is smile.

Really now?

Dear Customers: No, we are not the new Wal*Mart, stop asking us what they have in stock, each Wal*Mart is different.

Dear Customers: I understand you want to save money and something, but please don't swarm the dollar rack, or take about half of it, 'cause hun, I know you ain't a small, and even if it's for all your children or grandchildren, an armload that reaches to your head is a little excessive.

Dear Customers: Be nice to people, seriously, could it hurt you to take the extra second to say thank you or please?

Dear Customers: No hablo Espanol. I don't speak Spanish! I'm just tan.

Of course we can't

Dear Customers: Please stop asking us to connect you to the other Wal*Mart, or to the other Wal*Marts pharmacy.

Dear Customers: Yes this Wal*Mart is still open. Just because another one opened up does not mean this one has to close.

So close, no cigar

Dear Customers: I do realize I am a short person, but will you try not to run me over with your cart? You can do this thing called turning it to the side, trust me, there is room for both the cart and I to be in the aisle.

Dear Customers: I walked past and I'm not wearing a name tag. Do NOT try to grab me as I'm walking by just so you can know where the restroom is. If you had just touched my arm I would not have cared as much, but I had to step back to keep you from molesting me.

Dear Customers: I realize some of you have big families, but there is this amazing thing called discipline. Use it.

Note to readers: I sadly was working in the back and pulling pallets this day. I only went to the front 3 times.

Google is good, use it

Dear Customers: If I get another phone call starting with "I'm from (big city about 200 miles away), how's the weather?" I swear I will scream. I am not the weather service, stop asking me about the snow forcast, stop telling me how your snowless city doesn't carry snow gear. I do not care.

Dear Customers: Do you have any idea how rude and annoying it is when you cut me off in the middle of my sentence, in the middle of the word no less? I want to hang up on you every time.

Dear Customers: I don't know if life is to busy for you or whatnot, but do you really need to be rude to people, and then just toss something on the ground that you had just picked up to look at?

Dear Customers: When I tell you that everything we have on the floor is all we have, don't ask me to look in the back, I just told you that all we have is all we have. I can't magically find the item you are looking for because we do not have it.

Little bit goes a long way

Dear Customers: I really don't care what got up your butt today and died, but is it really enough that your going to pick up and toss aside every item you see?

Dear Customers: Please watch your children, apparently your 12 year old boy thinks it's alright to walk by and smack my butt. I almost had to remember I was at work before turning around and smacking him across the face.

Dear Customers: Yes, deals are great and all, but when you see 4 people all on the floor sorting through boxes and trying to make sure everything is in the proper placed, don't come up and ask a billion questions about the price to your pjs and why are they 17 dollars, you want them for cheaper.

Dear Customers: I know your happy that we have gloves, but could you wait until we have them out of the box atleast before you start grabbing them?

New Year New Hopes? Guess not.

Dear Customers: This is Wal*Mart, please stop calling and asking if we are open. I just told you we're open 24 hours, don't ask about our hours.

Dear Customers: While I understand you are a different person from me, understand that I respect my space, and want you to back up away from me and stay atleast 1.5 feet away.

Dear Customers: No offense meant to hard of hearing or deaf customers, but if you use the thingie to 'call' me and leave both me and your translator waiting for 3 minutes for you to reply while I miss 2 other phone calls, I will be very unhappy. I mean seriously, just come over and I can sign with you.

Dear Customers: If you see me with a cart full of things and I'm fixing and writing on alot of things, why must you ask me every 30 seconds to scan another discounted Christmas item. I told you they were all 75% off, do the freaking math yourself.

Dear Customers: Do not get disgruntled with me because there are no more girls snow gloves. I do not order things, nor do I have a computer of which to check said orders.

Dear Customers: I don't know how you do your job or anything, but I know I appreciate it when you don't hand me all your clothes in a pile where they  are inside out and off the hangers.