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All these are rants by an extremely sarcastic woman. Take offense and get butt-hurt if you want, but I warn you, this is the internet. If this bugs you, grow up. If you see yourself here, learn from it.

Monday, April 18, 2011

Sick and Tired of being sick and tired

Dear Customers: I'm sick, I'm tired, and it's like 8am. Why are you so rude on the phone?


Dear Customers: No, you may NOT try on the underwear, no, not even if you are wearing your own underneath it. We just don't allow it. 


Dear Customers: No, we do not have a vision center, no our Super Wal*Mart does not have one either, I already told you, Sam's Club does. We are not Sam's Club.


Dear Customers: Seriously? Your trying to return a piece of jewelry, don't have the receipt, and can't remember when you got it? Smell like a scam to me.  

1 comment:

  1. i almost WTF'd at the underwear part, but then i remembered that it's a wal-mart customer.

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